An uncle has become the ass of his own joke after his pregnant sister took a list of gag names a little too seriously.
It means that someday his niece could make a fungus infection and find out how difficult it is his name too.
In the reddit part, the poster with the username Odd_AGE1378 explained the situation. We will call it Matt.
“The” ass “does the middle”
When her pregnant sister revealed that she had been struggling to find a name, all that Matt wanted to do was help.
“In addition to the $ 900 wood cradle from her list I got for her, I gave her a list of names (obviously) jokingly. We have a very close relationship and was in line with our humorous senses,”
The two brothers have interests in the medical field. Matt is a biology student and his sister is a nurse. I wanted to follow a topic when it comes to compiling your list.
“All names were medicines, infections, unpleasant animals. They all look like charming girls out of context. Some of them were a bit obscure, safe, but I included some evident as” viagra “and” hernia “for a good measure,” he says.
Two weeks later, her sister and her husband landed with a name inspired by her contributions.
“Malassezia. The baby’s name is Malassezia,” he says blatantly. (Well, at least not the best known chlamydia.)
I will save you Google. According to Adelaida University, Malassezia is a form of yeast that lives naturally on human skin. It can contribute to the dandruff, to the atopic eczema and the fungal acne.
No wonder Matt has several problems with the name.
First of all, it does not roll exactly the language.
“Almost impossible to pronounce in the first attempt, the” ass “is put in half, the first syllable is bad-it literally means bad or bad,” he said.
“This should be illegal”
But the part that really causes his skin to crawl is the fact that he and his sister know especially the fungal infection. The two have had it.
“My sister and I are genetically predisposed to her,” she said.
“Your daughter will almost take it sometime!”
Matt pointed all this to his sister. Insists that he knew this was a joke but actually He likes the sound of Malassezia.
He suspects that her husband does not know what the word means.
“He says he is so dark that no one will think twice. Except, you know, when the little baby Malassezia is 14 years old, he finds a strange place on his neck and goes to the phone to search for what he is …”
The comments section praised him for pushing his sister to reconsider.
“Malassezia sounds like a Disney vile,” a commentator said.
Another advised, “He would also make a point to tell her husband what the name means.”
“This should be illegal,” a third party added.
With a loss of what to do, Matt has tried to launch names that seem similar, such as Mallory, Azalea or Anastasia. She would not feel any of her suggestions.
“He said that because I am not one of the parents, I have no business telling him what he can and cannot name his son. I am out of line,” he revealed.
“I think they are hormones of pregnancy. He will regret the decision very soon after his daughter is born.”
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